Wanda has a list of 15 things a man can do at K-Mart while his wife is lollygagging in the clearance aisles:

01. Get 24 boxes of condoms &randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest-rooms.

04. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3 in Housewares' . . and see what happens.

05. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-away.

Hehe...hilarious!

Here's the sad thing in my case. I actually like to shop and my wife hates it. I do almost all of the grocery shopping. I buy almost all of the Christmas gifts. I take the kids shopping for clothes and shoes. I stop by the mall just to browse. So very un-guy like.

I love to shop for gifts. I can spend hours trying to find the exact perfect gift for a family member or friend. I keep track of idle comments about what people might enjoy and sometimes I even write them down. There's something that is just a blast about getting that perfect gift. I especially like shopping for books and getting someone a book I know that they will enjoy.

I love to shop. I'm a guy. Help!


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